No?

ground hogs dayCelebratory
nod to the common wiener:
happy ground-hog day.

(Cozy) Den of Iniquity

Wither thou goestpunxsutawneyphil
oh, hibernating rodent?
Preach thine prediction!

Hats off

punxsutawneyphil4men in top hats hoist
a meteorological
swami, sans turban

Slacker

Slovenly groundhogpunxsutawneyphil7slovenly
stays in bed, Tweets conjecture;
masses, pacified

Insecurity

punxsutawneyphil5egoless rodent?
in the spotlight, checks only
where his shadow is

Gospel

roused just to preach;punxsutawneyphil2
ravenous masses gulp down
sermon-from-a-mound

February 2

punxsutawneyphil3formally dressed man,
bench pressed prognosticator.
extol the photo-op

3 for the 2nd

Boondoggle

Slovenly groundhogs
stay in bed; Tweet conjecture.
Masses pacified.

Misdirected

Celebratory
nod today to the wiener;
happy ground-hog day.

Cozy Den of Iniquity

Wither thou goest
oh, hibernating rodent!
Preach thine prediction!