Category Archives: Haikus

Three for the 2nd

Cozy Den of Iniquity Wither thou goest oh, hibernating rodent! Preach thine prediction! Misdirected Celebratory nod today to the wiener; happy ground-hog day. Boondoggle Slovenly groundhogs stay in bed, Tweet conjecture; masses, pacified. – Mark Lucker Advertisements

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No?

Celebratory nod to the common wiener: happy ground-hog day.

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(Cozy) Den of Iniquity

Wither thou goest oh, hibernating rodent? Preach thine prediction!

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Hats off

men in top hats hoist a meteorological swami, sans turban

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Slacker

Slovenly groundhog stays in bed, Tweets conjecture; masses, pacified

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Insecurity

egoless rodent? in the spotlight, checks only where his shadow is

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Gospel

roused just to preach; ravenous masses gulp down sermon-from-a-mound

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February 2

formally dressed man, bench pressed prognosticator. extol the photo-op

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Three for the 2nd

Cozy Den of Iniquity Wither thou goest oh, hibernating rodent! Preach thine prediction! Misdirected Celebratory nod today to the wiener; happy ground-hog day. Boondoggle Slovenly groundhogs stay in bed, Tweet conjecture; masses, pacified. – Mark Lucker

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Three for the New Year

Resolutions less revolution, more ‘what am I fighting for? and who will yell ‘Charrrrge’?! Pledges calendar decrees! resolutely resolving! inability Reality good intentions, all calendrical mandates change? calendar pages – Mark Lucker

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